

The first one is the whiny toddler and the second one a tiny waddler.

How are 1 year old and duckling different? Guess who broke into our house last night and steal our stuff? Second duck: Lol, I was just about to say that! Two ducks were playing together in the lake. What do you call to a duck addicted to drugsĪ duck bought a drink for a chick. If our president is about to be attacked. What do you call a duck that is disabled? Kids, do you know why ducks have feathers?ĭo you know why ducks don’t carry spare change? Unfortunately, they quack under pressure. He finishes his meal and asks for his check. Platypus enters a restaurant that is owned by a duck. Me: Obviously, it came from my buttquack.” She laughed and said it sounded like a duck. I farted next to my little daughter on the couch.
